Thursday, February 26, 2009
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
When a school fight....should be treated like a school fight.
Sunday, February 15, 2009
The Greatest Dunker in the World.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Check out a great new blog, Ebonyisms!
Sobering...
1. Barry Bonds 762*
2. Hank Aaron 755
3. Babe Ruth 714
4. Willie Mays 660
5. Ken Griffey Jr. 611
6. Sammy Sosa 609*
7. Frank Robinson 586
8. Mark McGwire 583*
9. Harmon Killebrew 573
10. Rafael Palmeiro 569*
11. Reggie Jackson 563
12. Alex Rodriguez 553*
* Serious allegations of steroid or illegal substance use/admission/use of later banned substance/failed steroid test.
Is Ken Griffey really the ONLY clean hitter from this list in the game still playing?? Really sad...
Monday, February 09, 2009
For Real?! What is Nike doing??
Thursday, February 05, 2009
Freestyle Breakdown Episode UNO:Sorry, I had to share this...Jay-z Freestyle from Hot 97 (2006) Click links for further info...lol
I'm so independent sh.. i might buy Koch
I might not stop
Places to cop, 76 floors you can call me the Doc
Inspired by Boesky, got my chariots of fire
Everybody took shots, hit my body up, I'm tired
Build me up break me down to build me up again
They like "Hov we need you back so we can kill ya a** again"
Hov got flow, though he's no Big and Pac, but he's close
How I'm 'posed to win? They got me fighting ghosts...
Same sword the knight you they gon' good night you with
Sh.., Thats only half if they like you
That aint even the half what they might do
Dont believe me ask Michael
See Martin, see Malcolm
You See Biggie, see Pac, see success and its outcome
See Jesus, see Judas, see Caesar, see Brutus
See success is like suicide
Suicide is a suicide
If you succeed, prepare to be crucified
Media meddles, ni..as sue you, you settle
Every step you take, they remind you, you ghetto
So its tough being Bobby Brown
To be Bobby then, you gotta be Bobby now
Now the question is, "Is to have had and lost
Better than not having at [all]?"
Everybody wanna be the King then shots ring
You layin on your balcony with holes in your dream
Or you Malcolm X'd out, get distracted by screams
Everybody get your hand off my jeans!
Everybody look at you strange say you changed
Uhh! Like you work that hard to stay the same
Uhh! Game stays the same the name changes
So its best for those to not overdose on being famous
Most kings get driven so insane
That they try to hit the same vein that Kurt Cobain did
??No dangers, so shameless??
Invited to the inner sanctum of yo chambers
??Low chained em as the enemies approach??
So raise ya draw bridge and drown em in the moat
And the Spirit I'm evokin
**Mumbles ** Hold on...
Everybody screamin they want the old Hov
But the new improved Hov hit like Albert Pujols
Everybody wanna hear me talk that money like Phil Rizzuto
But my mind is on Pluto
Bills that I do fold, i now invest on
Tryna find some loopholes in the IRS
As where I used to have a few h*** I am just
Concentrating on makin a new Hov through sex
I've awaken just in time to school those putos
Tryna follow in my shoes with jewels froze
Better adhere to this text 'fore you go
Broke, spendin more than you've accrued on silly baguettes
I know silly begets, silly you'll learn on your own
At least my conscience is clear, I'm no longer steering you wrong
Aint nothing wrong with baguettes after you get a home
Take care of your home, you can go back and **Ugh!**
I'm getting courted by the bosses,
The Edgars And Doug Morris-es-es
Jimmy I's and Lyors-es its
Gotta be more than the choruses
They respecting my mind now
Just a matter of time now
Operation: Takeover Corporate
Makeover offices-es-es then takeover all of it
Please may these words be recorded
To serve as testimony that i saw it all before it
Came to fruition, sort of a premonition
Uncontrollable, hustler's ambition
Alias, SUPERSTITION, like Stevie
THE WRITINGS ON THE WALL, like my lady, right BB
Saw it all before some of yall thought I was crazy maybe
Like a fox I'm cagey, Ah Ah!
The more successful, the more stressful
The more and more I transform to Gordan Gekko
In the race to a billion got my face to the ceiling
Got my knees on the floor please Lord forgive him
Has he lost his religion, is the greed gon' get him?
He's having heaven on earth, will his wings still fit him?
I got the Forbes on my living room floor
And I'm still talkin to the poor, ni..a I want more
TIME's most influential, was impressive
'Specially since, I wasnt in the artist section
Had me with the builders and the titans
Had me right with Rupert Murdoch
Billionaire Boys and some dudes you never heard of
Word up on Madison Ave, is I'm a Cash cow
Word down on Wall Street homie, you get the cash out
IPO Hov no need for reverse merger
The boy money talk no need to converse further
The baby blue Maybach like I own Gerber
Boardroom I'm liftin ya skirt up
The most amazing Full Court Press in America
Please tell me you all saw Duke-Clemson last night. Please. You didn't? Well in a nutshell, Duke got destroyed by Clemson 74-47, with several monster dunks by one Trevor Booker, including the best one, shown in this post's picture and also here for my video demanding readers:
Tuesday, February 03, 2009
The two greatest National Anthem renditions EVER...along with a personal favorite you may not have seen....
Monday, February 02, 2009
Monday morning Quarterback: Asking the tough questions about the Superbowl...
Great Superbowl! Enjoyed all 30 minutes of the second half. I must say, Jennifer Hudson is now squarely in second place for all time renditions of the Star Bangled Banner, only being edged out by Whitney Houston. Anyone catch President Obama's short interview with Lauer before the game? That must be unprecedented, also pretty interesting that he wasn't trying to play the middle of the road on who he was picking to win, considering the entire Steelers organization basically canvassed and supported his election bid in the state of Pennsylvania, while the other team was the home state organization for his rival. No brainer, huh? Overall I thought the commercials weren't as good this year as previous years, although I thought there were some pretty notable ones, including the etrade babies with one of them singing "broken wing."
A challenge can only be made on certain reviewable calls before the two minute warning and only when a team has at least one time-out remaining in the half. When a coach decides to challenge a call, he throws a red flag onto the field, indicating the challenge to the referees. Up until the 2005 season, coaches could also signal a challenge via an electronic pager, now used only by the replay assistant.[7]
The referee has 60 seconds to watch the instant replay of the play and decide if the original call was correct. The referee must see "incontrovertible visual evidence" for a call to be overturned. If the challenge fails, the original ruling stands and the challenging team is charged with a timeout. If the challenge overrules the previous call, the call is reversed with no loss of a timeout.
After the 2-minute warning of each half, and in overtime, reviews can only take place if the replay assistant, who sits in the press box and monitors the network broadcast of the game, determines that a play needs review; coaches may not challenge during these times. In those cases, the replay assistant will contact the referee by a specialized electronic pager with a vibrating alert.
The Game
Last night’s game had a finish reminiscent of last year’s match between the Pats and Giants. The only differences were the absolute lack of discipline or defense, and instead of ONE helmet-clutching play, we were rewarded for sticking through this penalty-ridden game with a number of unforgettable plays. You could say that the difference between victory and defeat for the underdog Cardinals was the difference between one yard and a hundred. In his three appearances, Kurt Warner has put up the greatest statistics at his position in SUPER BOWL HISTORY. He owns the records for most touchdowns and most yards, among records he set this year for a single postseason. He completed 31 of 43 passes, and threw three touchdowns for nearly 400 yards—an incredible, MVP-type performance…if you win. But his errant throw at the goal line was the difference between victory and defeat for his underdog team. You can’t even think to pour dirt on a guy who’s been such an incredible story, and had such a great season. But I can’t remember a single Super Bowl where anon-game-winning field goal or tackle at the one yard line—you know, a play at the END of the game—was ultimately what decided the outcome of the game.
Quite honestly, my gut told me that the Steelers would pull out that fourth quarter victory. It just proved to me even more that despite it not being a Christian principle, the concept of Karma is both real and prevalent in sports. It’s not ironic that after a century of bullying, the Yankees are the ONLY team to lose a 3-0 lead…or that they lost it to the Red Sox. It’s not ironic that every time Kobe Bryant loses an NBA Finals it’s because whoever he plays against has mastered the concept of “team basketball.” It’s not ironic that a team that was caught cheating for recording other teams’ plays illegally then went on an 18-0 season only to lose in the Super Bowl to a team that seemed to rise up solely to defeat them—as now the Giants…kind of suck. It’s not ironic that Jose Canseco is still broke after writing a tell-all book that garnered millions.
And it’s not ironic that in a game where two teams ultimately deserved to win, the victory went to a team with a great coach, great ownership, and the fans who the majority of hadn’t just bought their first team jersey two weeks ago (yes, the bandwagon was enormous, especially IN Arizona). A Cardinals win would’ve been nice to see, but a Steelers victory…well let’s face it…we got to see Obama beat McCain in something else—it was awesome!
So congrats to everyone involved, especially Coach Tomlin/Omar Epps (a la Sports Guy), the youngest coach to ever win a Super Bowl. And if you’re a Kurt Warner fan, enjoy him in the next few weeks while you can, cuz on Sunday he sounded a biiiiit like this guy I used to like who plays for the Jets…
The Commercials
Because I know diddly-squat about marketing, my own personal test of commercial greatness is: “Which ones do I remember the next morning?” And I remember 3:
3. Dorito’s “Crystal Ball”
It wasn’t great, but it made me laugh because it was goofy, random, and unexpected. If you can’t be great, shoot for 2 or 3 of those, and I’ll be happy. After all, those are the reasons why Zoolander and Napoleon Dynamite are saved on my computer.
2. [Insert beer company’s name here]’s “I’m good.”
Every year, you’re gonna get at least ONE great beer commercial (personally, I find that few of them have Clydesdales in them…I hate those).
This one was mainly for guys. Bowling balls to heads, electrocution that shoots a man off the roof, and a double-golf swing to the face—you can’t ask for more. You want at least ONE commercial that makes you groan. This was the one. I still think it might’ve been funnier if one of those times a guy had burst into tears, seen his friend’s faces, sucked it up once and THEN tried to say “I’m good.” I mean, I needed someone to represent my demographic. But it was still really funny.
1. CareerBuilder’s “You might need a new job. As a rule.”
This commercial was funny…then it got funnier…and funnier, until by the end I was clapping. Maybe I’m in the minority, but I found it hilarious. Whoever they hire to do their commercials is extremely stupid, and I hope his/her marketing firm expands to do more commercials. In years past, they’ve waged war with office supplies, and performed all sorts of crazy feats. This year, they made a pseudo public service announcement. I think over time, this commercial will be less funny, but yesterday, it couldn’t have been better.
Many people would of course argue for the 3D stuff, but I wasn’t wearing the glasses at the time, so I didn’t care. And in 3D-less vision, watching Ray Lewis dance in a leotard is both disturbing and bizarre.