Here is the original TV ad:
Pippen wearing one of his player exclusives (?):

Original Poster Ad:

1) Shark-skin suits
2) Depth of the pool (the pool in China is 3m as opposed to 2m) - more water to displace means less turbulence in the water. (fact check needed!)
3) Maximum velocity for a swimmer occurs immediately after a kickoff following a turn (obviously). However, now you are allowed to do that flutter kick (and maintain that max speed) under water for as long as you want. Before the games in Athens you were allowed only to do 2 flutter kicks and then you had to break the surface of the water and start the stroke.
I don’t want to beat this dead horse. Everyone has their own opinions on this issue—opinions we are forced to have after the last 2 exhaustive weeks of commentators and columnists analyzing every word and plane trip in this pitiable affair.
And for the record, the LeBron-Kobe thing wasn’t an attempt to “play the race card” either. I just don’t get how a guy who has clearly said a lot worse than “Hmm…$50 million a year would be worth considering regardless of where it is” gets scripted as a martyr and covered over by the media.
Yes media, I’ve noticed. And I object.
If you want today to be the last day you read about anything related to the Brett Favre/Green Bay breakup, then read this timeline from ESPN.com… Beyond what’s been said by either side, or who is playing where, I think the simple recall of events says enough about whose faulty decision-making and double talk created this fiasco.
Jan. 20: Packers lose NFC Championship Game to the Giants in OT
Brett says: "So close! SOOOO CLOOOOSE!"
March 6: Favre conducts retirement news conference
Brett says: "[Sobbing] It's...OVER!"
April 3: Denies rumors of a comeback
(28 days later) Brett says: "NO! I told you--I'm DONE!"
April 4: Agent reportedly contacts teams to gauge trade interest
(1 day later) Brett says: "Pssst...hey agent [sorry, don't know his name ]...see what kind of $$$ I can get in Carolina...."
April 9: Says he might consider comeback if opportunity was presented
(5 days later, only SIX after denying comeback rumors) Brett says: "Wellllll........"
June 20: Favre tells Coach Mike McCarthy he may want to play again
(2 1/2 months later) Brett says: "WELLLLLLLLLLL................"
July 2: Favre says reports of return were "all rumor"
(2 weeks later) Brett says: "...Are you serious? DIDN'T I TELL YOU GUYS I'M RETIRED?!!!"
July 6: Sends text message to Packers GM Ted Thompson
(4 FRIGGIN DAYS LATER) Brett says: "[phone] Hey Ted, it's Brett... so how're we lookin for this year?!"
Ted says: "......we???"
July 8: Favre asks for release with understanding he won't be starter
Brett says: "I can't believe...I can't believe I'm being treated like this! [Urkel voice] I don't have to take this! I'm going home..."
July 11: Packers receive letter from Favre formally requesting release
(a week and two days after denying comeback) Brett says: "'Dear Mr.'....no wait...'To whom it may'...ummm...let's try......'Aight, so look here...'"
July 16: Packers file tampering charges with NFL against Vikings
Brett says: "What? Oh you don't want me to be a Packer OR a Viking? Well guess what--I wanna be a Viking then! Screw you, Green Bay fans!"
July 19: Returns to Lambeau Field to attend Packers Hall of Fame ceremony
Brett says: "There's no place like home...when home is defined as the place where people worship the ground you walk on for winning one Super Bowl and give you unlimited power and forgiveness for doing things that you were being paid very well to do."
July 25: Favre tells Packers he plans to report to training camp
Brett says: "Leave the light on for me!"
July 29: Faxes reinstatement request to NFL
Brett says: "Please? Please please please please please please pleeeeeeeease!!!...Please?"
July 30: Meets with Packers president Mark Murphy in Mississippi
July 31: Favre offered $25 million to not report to camp
(29 days after denying comeback) Brett says: "So...I'll be older than Morten Anderson when the checks stop coming in?"
Aug. 3: NFL commissioner Roger Goodell reinstates Favre
(after 5 months of deception and indecision about HIS own retirement)
Brett says: "I'M BAAAAAAAAACK!!!!"
Aug. 4: Favre reports to training camp and is added to active roster after passing physical
Brett says: "So...WHY are you handing me kick-holder gloves again??!!"
Aug. 5: Left practice facility in the afternoon ... did not practice with the team ... met with Packers officials to discuss trade options ... tells ESPN's Chris Mortensen "the best thing for this team is for us to part ways" ... considers talking to the Buccaneers about a possible trade.
Brett says: "Guys...I've done all I can. I've been consistent. I've been honest. I tell you one thing, and you KNOW I'm gonna do the other. If you wanna dog ME out, then I'M out!!"
Aug. 6: Traded to New York Jets for conditional draft pick.
Brett says: "The Jets?...Oh...[forced] yaaaaaaay..."
-And for the record... I love(d) Brett Favre...R.I.P.
Every red-blooded American sports fan has played the “Who Would You Rather Be?” game. It’s always fun because in sports there really are no absolutes. There are a million different reasons and a million different factors that affect who a person chooses. I guarantee that any guy who would say “Wilt Chamberlain” is probably more interested in his…“off-court” success than his two rings and 100-point game.
Now for me, if we were to play this game, instead calling it “Whose Legacy Would You Rather Have,” it would be easy to say Michael Jordan, because I see him as the greatest player of all time.
So that wouldn’t be an article. That would be boom—Michael Jordan. Done. Blog over.
So in looking for #2…I went through a few different names.
Karl Malone…#2 greatest scorer of all time. The people’s elbow….Deadbeat father. Scratch.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. 5 rings. Sky hook. But overshadowed in his own era…by his own teammates, even. Scratch.
Larry Bird...They call him "Basketball Jesus!" Buuut I am a black man, and he played in Boston. Scratch.
Scottie Pippen…Portland and Houston jacked him up...and he will always receive less respect than he deserves, because Michael Jordan is already legendary and he hasn’t even been out of the league long enough for there to be a legend! We saw him play 5 years ago! Over time he will continue to receive more and more of the credit for what his teams accomplished. By 2028, will we even remember the other 11 guys with Jordan? Poor Scottie…
(Note: Wow, MJ even dominated Scottie's PARAGRAPH!! That is tough...)
Shaquille O’Neil…I think the person that would most rather be Shaq…is Shaq. He loves himself…so we don’t have to.
Penny Hardaway…HA HA HAA kidding!
Dirk Nowitzki…[fuming]…why did I just do that to myself?
(let’s stop there…[still fuming])
So after thinking relatively un-hard about this…I realized that the legacy that has to be worth the most…is the legacy of Kevin Garnett.
Think about this for me…
He is a pioneer, having paved the way for Kobe Bryant, LeBron James and Dwight Howard to even BE in the NBA.
He made himself so valuable that the league went into the ’98 lockout partly as a result of his contract.
He stayed in the favor of the media and fans despite having NEVER won anything
He stepped into many people’s discussion as a hall of famer after only winning ONE ring!
He had crappy teammates his entire career but was supremely successful in the two years he had good ones – 2004 with Cassell in Minny, and winning a ring this year with Paul & Ray in Boston.
He is a media darling, always entertaining, allowed to say anything he wanted to say, to the point that his uncontrolled reaction after winning the championship was shown by ABC at the end of the game.
He endeared himself so much in Minnesota that people actually WANTED to see him win a ring in another city—and placed their anger on management for not building a better team there!
He will probably be regarded as one of the most intense players to ever play the game, but somehow also one of the most unselfish—a combination we rarely ever see. Here is a guy who trusts his teammates, but still pushes himself to the limit.
He has always stayed out of trouble, and he has always been close to the media, but somehow he possesses a higher level of relevance and the clichéd “street credibility” than players who have won more, scored more, and played longer.
He was the only guy who seemed to realize just how DISGUSTING what had just happened to Frederick Weis’ face really was. He knew instantly.
He helped a nation bridge the gap…as Shawn Kemp slowly grew fatter and fatter. We needed an intense, high flying power forward, and KG was there for us. Still, we miss you, Shawn.
He quietly became one of the top-3 rebounders in the league, and he was much more prolific at that than scoring or defense, but his personality helped to maintain his star status.
Just so you know.... (from espn.com) Monday, JULY 21 | ||
EVENT | TIME | |
USA Basketball All-Access Show: "Road To Redemption" | 7:30 p.m. ET, ESPN2 | |
Friday, JULY 25 | ||
EVENT | TIME | |
USA vs. Canada ***WIN: 120-65*** | 8 p.m. ET, ESPNHD, ESPN360.com | |
THURSDAY, JULY 31 | ||
EVENT | TIME | |
USA vs. Turkey | 8 a.m. ET, ESPN2, ESPN360.com | |
USA Basketball All-Access Show: "Road To Redemption" | 7:30 p.m. ET, ESPN2 | |
USA vs. Turkey, Re-Air | 8 p.m. ET, ESPN2 | |
FRIDAY, AUGUST 1 | ||
EVENT | TIME | |
USA vs. Turkey, Re-Air | 6:30 a.m. ET, ESPNU | |
USA vs. Lithuania | 8 a.m. ET, ESPN2, ESPN360.com | |
USA vs. Turkey, Re-Air | 8 p.m. ET, ESPNU | |
SATURDAY, AUGUST 2 | ||
EVENT | TIME | |
USA vs. Lithuania, Re-Air | 3 a.m. ET, ESPN2 | |
SUNDAY, AUGUST 3 | ||
EVENT | TIME | |
USA vs. Russia | 3 a.m. ET, ESPN2, ESPN360.com | |
USA vs. Lithuania, Re-Air | 5:30 p.m. ET, ESPNU | |
USA vs. Russia, Re-Air | 7 p.m. ET, ESPN2 | |
USA vs. Russia, Re-Air | 10 p.m. ET, ESPNU | |
MONDAY, AUGUST 4 | ||
EVENT | TIME | |
USA vs. Russia, Re-Air | 6 a.m. ET, ESPNU | |
TUESDAY, AUGUST 5 | ||
EVENT | TIME | |
USA vs. Australia | 8 a.m. ET, ESPN2. ESPN360.com | |
USA Basketball All-Access Show: "Road To Redemption" | 7 p.m. ET, ESPN2 | |
USA Basketball All-Access Show: "Road To Redemption" | 7:30 p.m. ET, ESPN2 | |
USA vs. Australia, Re-Air | 8 p.m. ET, ESPN2 |
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